50 ways to say no to drinking Circle 5 responses below that fit your personality and the one you would use now. Near the end of the class period everyone will stand up




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50 ways to say NO to drinking

Circle 5 responses below that fit your personality and * the one you would use now. Near the end of the class period everyone will stand up, and in a convincing way say the one they like best…pretending you are being pressured to drink when you’d rather not.



  1. I’m a lover, not a drinker!

  2. Last time I had a drink, I wanted

to attack a chicken!

  1. I become so witty that no one will

talk to me!

  1. I sing off key as it is…

  2. I might forget where I parked my mind.

  3. I don’t need to loosen up, I just got

it together.

  1. Chocolate and alcohol don’t mix.

  2. I don’t need any more hair on my chest.

  3. If I’m ever bitten by a snake, I’ll tell you.

  4. I’d rather hang loose than hangover.

  5. It’s never as much fun as it looks on TV.

  6. I’ve got all the gusto I can handle.

  7. I’ll dink no wine before its time.

  8. My weekends are made for something else.

  9. I don’t want no bull!

  10. For all I do, I don’t need a brew!

  11. I don’t care if it is from the land of

sky blue waters.

  1. I’ve got the time, you can have the beer!

  2. If I wanted the high life I’d go skydiving.

  3. It doesn’t bring out my best!

  4. It’s too filling and it doesn’t taste so great.

  5. Candy is dandy enough for me!

  6. Liquor is quicker, but I’m in no hurry

  7. I already have a stiff belt!

  8. It makes me more stupider!


Also…think up one on your own: __________
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  1. I don’t look good in a lampshade.

  2. It detracts from my charisma.

  3. I’d rather nuzzle than guzzle.

  4. I’m saving ALL my brain cells for science.

  5. My liver and I have this understanding…

  6. My wits are dull enough as it is.

  7. I’m performing neurosurgery in the morning!

  8. If I’m going to blow my diet, I’d rather do it with junk food.

  9. I might not remember all the witty and intelligent things you’re going to say tonight!

  10. I can’t drive with mud in my eye!

  11. I like me just the way I am!

  12. My life is weird enough as it is!

  13. I like my happy hours to happen on their own.

  14. It sloshes too much when I jog.

  15. If I were any more mellow, I’d melt

  16. I’d rather dance.

  17. No booze is good booze!

  18. I’m not old enough.

  19. I’m not thirsty enough.

  20. I’d just fall asleep!

  21. I’d just fall down!

  22. I’m high on life!

  23. I’m low on funds.

  24. I think, therefore I won’t drink

  25. No way, Jose’


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